trillow:

“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that

hajabeg:

mysteryofalba:

mysteryofalba:

And Hajabeg(x) tweeted us their story:

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IT GOT BETTER!!!!!!!

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I tweeted earlier that I had a Melise update and this is it:

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lrresponsibility:

♔ i post pretty things ♔

(Source: mensfashionworld)

humansofnewyork:

“I’m going home to see my mother.”
“Oh, is it her birthday?”
“Nope. I just love my mother, and she loves flowers.”

(Source: marthajonesed)

(Source: skinnyforsummer97)

why-am-i-narrating:

benedictatorship:

• butty is a controversial one which means different things in different parts of the country (like for me a bacon butty would mean bacon in a burger bun, not a sandwich) - you can definitely use sandwich and I would stick to it for safety
• you can still say cupcake, hungry and dessert and be perfectly British
• cozzy is short for swimming costume, which is what I’d actually say
• I’ve never heard a scarf being called a muffler
• You can use all of the “American” insults here and still remain British-sounding apart from jerk because no one says jerk. Some of those “British” insults sound a bit silly to me (please don’t call someone a plonker dear lord).
• Don’t ever say cheerio unless you want to sound like a twat

But what if I just want some Cheerios?

(Source: somethingsosam)

best-of-funny:

loveabovelooks:

this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life

X

When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”

(Source: shoe-inhibitions)

sararye:

blaine found his superpower part 1/more aus

that-damn-snowflake:

joannaleecurtis:

there are children on this site

(Source: reallycapturedhearts)

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

niallsirishprincesss:

sodonewithzaynmalik:

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my first thought was zayn is more mature than them but then i realize he’s not on the floor because he can’t swim

oh…

(Source: malikeable)

bekn:

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone